Nebraska

Sometimes I want to take Jonah and drop him off at one of those safe havens in Nebraska where you can drop your kids and not be prosecuted. Like today when he screamed for about 5 hours with breaks for bottles and the 1 hour walk I took him on just to get some peace and quiet. Maybe I'll loose that baby weight faster than I was thinking--that is if I stop drinking the half bottle of wine a night I've been needing to settle my nerves. I don't know if I'm meant to be a lawyer, but I'm certainly not meant to be a stay at home mom.

Intervention

Jonah's smiles are like crack cocaine: cheap, addicting, and will cause you to do anything to get more.